Say Cheese!

I have a problem that I want to share with the readers of SRR.com. I'm doing this in hopes that someone else can read this and realize there are others out there like you. The problem I'm talking about is the inability to smile...on demand. Thousands of peoples lives are affected by this disorder. Many have lost everything because of this. I've suffered with this social disorder since I was a baby and all the way up till today. Don't believe that Sir Robs suffers from this problem? Well let me show you something.



Yes, I did have beautiful hair but that's not why we're here. My inability to smile when someone says cheese has cost me a lot. I've lost jobs, a family, and a mistress. They couldn't stand it that I was unable to put on a convincing smile. Here are some more examples of my battles.


Yes, that is a sweet ear ring. Again, that's not the point.


Believe me now? I have lost everything because of this nasty disease. I'm here today to tell you that there is light at the end of the tunnel. I have kicked this problem and I'm ready to share with you how I beat this demon. Are you ready to be cured?

This is what you need to do. Walk out your door and jump in your car. Drive your POS to the bad side of town. Once you are there you will start looking around for a dealer. They are easy to spot as they tend to stand around on corners with no real purpose. Go up to the gentleman and ask for a gram of his finest heroin. After he hooks you up, find a nearby park filled with homeless junkies. Borrow one of the nice junkies needles and shoot the heroin into your veins. If you're not sure about how to inject yourself just ask another junkie for help. If they don't stab you, you should be good to go. With the amount of heroin you are injecting, you will most likely overdose. If all goes according to plan, you will make it to the hospital in time for the doctors to save your life. If you live through this ordeal, you will find it hard not to smile all the damn time. This feeling should last about 6 months. Just in time for the HIV to show up in your blood tests (You really shouldn't have shared needles with someone. Didn't you pay attention in drug education class.). Now you will see life in a new light. Each day you wake up is a blessing and you won't be able to hold back your smile. You are now Cured!!!

You're Welcome.